Librarian Superpowers

Most of the librarians I know keep a lower profile than those at Carlton College, who have trading cards extolling their superpowers.

Ok, UH Librarians, what are YOUR superpowers?

Windward CC's Tara Severns:

Superpowers
* Undaunted ability to cite any source
* Bloodhound-like ability to track down obscure documents
* Super-angular vision: the ability to see an issue from many angles

Secret Weapon
* Boolean operators

Vulnerability
* Youtube